Monthly Archive for September, 2007

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i know you are but what am i

just a preemptive strike in case anyone wants to give me any grief.

last saturday night i put on my suit, squeezed by bad foot into my dress shoes and went to the ballet – the royal new zealand ballet at the st james theater – and it was great.

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i’ve never been to the ballet before so i have nothing to compare it to, but everything about it was fabulous. the dancing and choreography were impressive and the story was told very well. by far the standout was the set and costume design by tracy grant lord.

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it really is too bad that no one else will get to see this – it was stunning.

yet another benefit of living in the city and having it so easy to get out to events like this.

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the only issue was that there seemed to be a problem with the audio – i couldn’t hear a word of the dialog…

blackish tan

after work i had a hankering for a black & tan so i stopped at molly’s, an irish pub on cuba street. similar to many of the irish pubs in the states they have packed up a pub in ireland and used them for interior and furnishings. so it seemed a smart place to go for a black & tan.

my first hint of trouble was when i asked the bartender for a black & tan and he looked like he didn’t hear what i said:
“hey mate, what can i get you?”
“a black & tan please”
“what’s that mate?”
“a black & tan” (i assumed he hadn’t heard me)
“what’s a black & tan?”
another bartender chimes in “it’s half dark, half red”
“so what do you want – dark or red?”
“it’s half of each, you fill the glass half full with bass or harp, and then gently fill it to the top with guinness”
“never heard of that – so why do you mix them?”
“you actually don’t mix them, the guinness will float on top”
other bartender – “you use a spoon when you add the guinness”
“oh – ok”
he then fils the glass half full with something like bass (“red” i guess), pours the guinness in and then *uses the spoon to mix them*.
ahhhh! oh, please stop.

Black-N-Tan

a proper black & tan

100% pure

new 100% pure new zealand ad from the tourism nz team.

not playing here, but non-stop previews on the telly on launch day.

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all smiles and sunshine here – oh, and some nice views

we all have our jobs to do – the revenge

this morning i give jackie a call before heading off to work.

i got her voicemail so i left her a guilt message rambling on about how i’m by myself in a new country and heading off from my tiny apartment to work with a bad foot – and she’s staying with our friend chris, spending time with gromit, and wondering what she will do all day since she’s not working.

well, actually i didn’t lay it on thick enough. she called me back a bit later. she said she couldn’t take my call as she was getting a pedicure…

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after my disney excursion back in july jackie had this in the bank.

rip – uniball micro blue – lot 2005/0407/394723

rest in peace my good friend.

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ok – first serious maybe-i-gotta-go-home crisis.

as some know i’ve got a thing about pens. considering how much we use a pen during the day i just don’t want to use some 10¢ ball point. life is too short to use a crappy pen. i always get a kick out of the guy in the fancy suit getting out of the top end car and then using a quckie mart pen.

i don’t want an expensive pen – actually any pen will do as long as it is a uniball micro blue.

i haven’t been able to find them in the stores for quite a while so several years ago i bought 10 dozen. i had mini stockpiles in several strategic places to insure i would never be far from a quick replacement (this led to several discussions about my neuroses with the jboss) and had a full box in my luggage to hold me over. but for some reason i could not find the pens when i arrived (doh! – the lax baggage handlers got me again!). and i can assure you that i checked my luggage thoroughly…

so with the stage set you will now understand my angst as today my pen died. the container (with the rest of my pens) will arrive in 71 days.

i’ve already worked through several options:
- work the broken toe for all it’s worth. attempt to go on disability until the replacement pens arrive.
- look for another job at a company that supplies uniball micro blue’s
- try and find an all night pen repair shop
- pack up and head home. i’ve given it a shot, and nz has a lot going for it, but some things are just not meant to be.

ok – i guess some folks feel a bit stronger

the biggest homegrown pizza chain is called “hell pizza.” everything about them is quite irreverent – their signature pizzas are names after the 7 deadly sins and their advertising is always pushing the envelope a bit.

this one got some notice.

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they’re referring to their pizza of course. oh – you thought they were referring to the spiritual realm of evil and suffering?…

ultimately it has been found to be offensive by New Zealand’s Advertising Standards Complaints Board and has to come down.

pizza’s quite good.

cutting the (digital) cord

today i called t-mobile and had my us mobile number disconnected.

+1.617.230.2942 is silent

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can’t explain it but this was one of the harder things to do. most of the reason was that i’ve given that number out thousand of times. +1.617.230.2942 was just second nature. and now if someone rings it up they will just a disconnected message.

the smaller reason was giving up the one thing that gave me some cred with the boston city crowd. guess i’m back to a expat 508′er.

so make note – i’m now at +64.21.254.6426

be prepared

the locals are either very well prepared for any contingency or a just like wearing brightly coloured safety equipment.

during my first day i got a thorough briefing on all the safety procedures and the location of all the civil defense equipment. i thought it a bit odd but it does provide a bit of piece of mind to working in a downtown hi-rise. now these kits aren’t the us standard cigar sized box of band-aids and aspirin. these large cabinets have food, water, blankets, sanitation, medical supplies, lights, water purification, rope, wrecking bar, axes, saws, tools, radios, etc. the boxes on top each have perishables for 5 adults for 3 days.

there is one of these on each floor.

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full inventory below:

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maybe if we’re all quiet and turn off the lights he won’t notice we’re home

[ed - some new entries below]

w is in australia for the opec (at the opening session w thanked the australian pm for inviting him to the “opec” meeting, then when the press laughed he said “well – john has invited me to next year’s opec meeting” [australia is not a member of opec and does not attend the meetings] and noted the contribution of the “austrian” [austria - australia, whatever] troops to the iraq war effort) apec meeting – and that’s close enough for me.

the kiwis seem to view w as that crazy uncle that is always saying nutty things and telling corny homespun tales – but sometimes he’s carrying an old gun and you don’t quite know what he’ll do next.

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this story in the dominion post today is too much. (yes – i’ve ended my news blackout – reading the local paper and watching the news is part of my acclimation plan). w is addressing new zealand’s reluctance to embrace nuclear power as the answer to the climate crisis (nz is entirely nuclear free – leading to nz leaving the old anzus pact when nz would not allow us ships with nuclear weapons to call on nz ports).

“If you truly care about greenhouse gases, then you will support nuclear power. If you believe that greenhouse gases are a priority, like a lot of us. If you take the issue seriously, like I do and John [Howard] does, then you should be supportive of nuclear power.” george w bush

what can you say.

the nz pm flew to the summit on a commercial flight with 10 advisors. w flew with 3 identical air force one planes (his, a backup, and a backup for the backup), several C-17 globemaster III cargo planes, 2 marine one helicopters, several black hawks, 3 identical cadillac limos, a fleet of support vehicles, 700 advisors and a full diplomatic & security detail. but i guess he has now gone green and can lecture nz on it’s lack of concern for the environment.

if you make enough predictions one of them will come true

unfortunately this would not have been high on my list of those i was pulling for.

first day i moved into my apartment i noticed the very solidly affixed doorstop in the middle of the floor on the way to the bathroom. thought to myself that it seemed inevitable that at some point during my stay i would have a run in with that. i actually had a unpublished blog entry titled “predicting the future” that had a photo of the doorstop.

well – last night the inevitable was realized. just home from work. shoes and socks off. walking over to hang up my coat. -snap- opps.

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lots of ice, elevation and ibuprofen and it is starting to get better.

*very* slowly made the 5 block walk to work today but came home early afternoon. serious crimp in my daily flow (i walk almost everywhere – probably 5 or so miles a day) and my plans for the weekend. i guess with the rugby world cup starting this weekend i know what i’ll be doing.